Florida: 50 shades of sweatin’ my balls off
Arkansas: 50 shades of meth
Canada: 50 shades of snow
New Mexico: 50 shades of homicidal cops.
happy birthday someone
I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents