spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

(via baratwatt)

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via planetfuckingjupiter)

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

(via hotboyproblems)

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